Sunday, September 21, 2008

Hoosier in a Hurricane


Ooooooooooooooooooohh yeah. Uh, right. So that post I wrote a little more than a week ago about not being worried about Ike and the minimal chance that he would hit Houston? Scratch that. And let me tell you what it was like to get through my first hurricane.

Thursday, Sept. 10. Ike was confirmed to hit near us but we still weren't 100% sure it would hit Galveston. We were ordered to stay put but to get our water, food, gas, and all that jazz ready. I went to the Kroger mid-afternoon and wow, it left me speechless and honestly, if I wasn't afraid before, I was definitely afraid after. There was no bread. I had to buy hamburger buns. No tuna or canned meat of any type. No water. Little to no produce. Can you imagine? I bought a couple 2-liters of ginger ale, a bottle of wine, some more canned ravioli and spaghetti O's, a can of pineapple. We had to go back later to get crackers and toilet paper, but those we got at the fancy grocery store across the street from us who, by the way, even at 6pm, were totally stocked with everything and the people there were like ooh, la-di-da, and no panic. We filled the car up with gas and that took awhile;; the gas stations were wild. The one across the street wasn't even open anymore because they were out of gas. Out of gas??!! I never even imagined. The whole grocery store and gas station thing really signaled a crisis to me, so I frantically spent the night packing a bag in case we had to leave, looking around and figuring out what were things I couldn't live without (funny how if you'd asked me a month ago I would have named a number of things but in the face of the hurricane my list was much much smaller), and generally freaking out about the possibility of mass destruction. The image (thanks to my neighbor) of laying in the bathtub with a mattress over my head while the roof was blown off didn't help. It took multiple phone calls from generous friends and family to get me settled down. I was cool again.

Friday, Sept. 11, afternoon. Ike was definitely coming to hit us and we were going to be screwed. I tried to play it cool. We filled up every possible container with water, filled the bathtub with water, put all of our valuable things in closets in case the windows were blown out, and Carlos cooked up a nice chicken dinner in preparation for the eventual loss of electricity.

Friday, Sept. 11, evening.
Talked to my mom once an hour and checked online to see what was happening with Ike. Played games on Facebook. We went out from time to time to watch the sky and man, let me tell you what, that was something else. Seeing clouds swirling around is kind of freaky. So anyway, the plan was to keep calling my mom every hour until it just wasn't possible or a good idea. It kept me sane, plus she was able to tell me what they were saying on the news since we don't have a TV.

Friday, Sept. 11, night-Friday, Sept. 12, 9am. This is when shit hit the fan. Around midnight I holed up in the bathroom which is I believe around about the time we lost power. I think I maybe called my mom one more time. I brought with me a blanket to lay on the floor, a couple of pillows, the cats, the cat box, cat food, a gallon of water, my purse, a flashlight, a deck of cards, and the radio. And let me tell you how big our bathroom is. The floor space runs the length of a regular-sized bathtub and the width, oh, I'd say two feet. So what is that, a 5' x 2' space. I had visions of Carlos and I playing games and listening to the radio by candlelight as the hurricane passed over us. He had no such intention of complying. So I made Carlos get in with me and the cats and he sat on the toilet and sulked because it was too hot and crowded. But I was like, shit dude, there's a fucking HURRICANE outside and the radio says we're supposed to stay in a safe place without windows and this is the only place and so who cares if it sucks or not, we should stay here. So the wind whipped and the palm trees bent, transformers exploded and lit up the sky and the rooms in the house a scary orange, shit hit the side of the house and landed on the roof, and it was bad news. We listened to the radio talk us through it and then after maybe an hour Carlos got crabby and left. This caused a minor argument because I didn't think he should be in a room with windows, but whatever. He went to sleep. So I was alone until 9 a.m. when the storm finally abated, scared shitless, exhausted, praying, and listening to the radio. I have to say, that radio really got me through. Not like they were talking about anything great, it was just the announcers talking about Ike's progress, where the eye was, how much longer it was going to be bad, and taking calls from people whose phones worked and seeing how they were faring. When it all passed, I crashed.

Saturday, Sept. 12- Monday, Sept. 14: We listened to the radio a lot until we realized that our particular radio eats batteries. We have to get one of those crank radios. Our battery-less flashlight kicked ass, and I think a crank radio would have been super sweet. The damage around our place wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. There was no real flooding or windows out or cars smashed or trees in houses, but there were tons of trees down, branches everywhere, stoplights down or hanging dangerously, stoplight poles hanging over, telephone poles barely standing, and total silence. People were out walking around checking out the damage, getting together outside and chatting with neighbors, sharing grills and cooking up all of the meat that was thawing, and really, here in my neighborhood, people were really taking care of each other. One guy hooked some sort of something up to his truck and so he had electricity until the gas ran out. He and his buddies played poker every night, ran a fan, and watched football. I spent a lot of time reading a New Orleans mystery, talking to my new neighbor, and generally chilling out. Despite the destruction, I really must say that I was enjoying myself, all things considered. I feel bad saying that because so many people suffered and are still suffering. The weather cooled down, and for an entire week we were able to sleep peacefully. I think it was the first time since we moved here that it wasn't too hot to snuggle together in bed.

Tuesday, Sept. 15-: Back to work, believe it or not. Carlos had to go back to Rice and UH opened up as well. Unbelievable. The other school that I teach at, the University of St. Thomas, shut down for the week and actually is still closed. I think they'll open up again on Tuesday. But anyway, imagine having to go back to work without electricity in your house, with the city being destroyed, the campus littered with debris, stop lights out, people waiting hours for gas, no grocery stores open, nothing. It was very inhumane if you ask me. Sure, for me it was just a pain in the ass to go back because we didn't have electricity or Internet. But for other people, it was just cruel. Those who had trees fall through their roofs, those without electricity AND water, people without food, whatever, it just shouldn't have happened. I mean, when grocery stores are letting people in 5 at a time and the line wraps around the building, I don't think we should be working. We spent the days at work/school and then came home and did what we had to do while it was still light out. In the evenings, we read by candlelight and ate cold, canned food. It was disgusting, the canned food part. Twice I took a cold bath, but really it wasn't a bath. It was more like kneeling down in water and trying to take a PTA bath (that's a Pits-Tits-Ass bath, in case you didn't know) with the least amount of water possible. But we talked more, played with the cats more, went to bed earlier, and woke up feeling good.

Saturday, Sept. 20: A week had gone by, and that day we went to the university so that I could use the computer and get some work done. When we came home, we had electricity. Everyone was jubilant. I was happy too, but would be lying if I said I didn't shed a small tear knowing that we'd be back to the same old: working and studying all day, coming home and working and studying all night, sitting in front of the stupid computer with the fan on high, listening to music, not talking to our neighbors, not talking much to each other, going to bed late, getting up tired, less pleasure-reading, and stressing more. Admittedly though, the hot bath was nice.

Lessons learned: Of all that freakin' tuna we have, we only ate one can. So while tuna is a good idea for your hurricane supply, it sure isn't appetizing without mayonnaise. And cold spaghetti O's are okay but the meatballs taste like shit. We didn't eat one single can of vegetables. And who would have thought that the hurricane would screw up your door locks so much that in order to get your key to turn you have to WD-40 them? Lastly, next time we need to have more booze on hand. Much more booze.

Picture of Ike courtesy of Boston Globe. Click for more pictures.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Hurricane Alley

Hurricane Ike. That's who this is, or was, very recently. Headed our way.
So yeah, let's talk about hurricanes. I don't know why it took me so long to write this.

We first had a hurricane scare about a month ago with someone whose name I can't even remember because there have been so many since then. We went out and did our first bit of "hurricane shopping" which consisted of 2 gallons of water, some canned tuna (there was a run on tuna, hardly any cans left!), canned peas, and canned green beans. Oh yeah, and some cereal bars. I just couldn't think of anything else to get. Our Fiesta was out of batteries so we didn't get those. We hunkered down and prepared for the worst even though the predictions were for the storm to maybe turn into a Category 1 right before hitting land but probably not. At that point I had no real idea what "Category 1" meant, but if the word "Category" was in it then I knew it would be more than the worst storm I'd ever seen. I was secretly excited to see what was going to happen. Guess what happened? Nothing. All the schools were closed, businesses were closed, everything, and yet for weather all we had was a light rain. I mean, for cryin' out loud, we went swimming that night!

Enter Hurricane Gustav. And of course Gustav came the weekend Nora was visiting so that sucked. While at the flea market her sister in L.A. called to say that the L.A. fire department was on it's way down here to help out with the predicted possible hurricane and then her dad called maybe a half hour later. I was freaked out to say the least. All of the Houstonians around us were just kind of like either not aware or not caring, I wasn't sure which. So we went out and did our second bit of hurricane shopping and this time we got more stuff. We were shopping for 3 people and we were more scared. We got more water. We got more tuna (another run on the tuna!), canned ravioli, some canned soup we hope will be tolerable cold, Pop-Tarts, a couple gallons of juice, chick peas, canned corn, peanut butter, and a cat of soft cat food. We got another flashlight, batteries, and Nora considered the entertainment aspect and bought 2 bottles of wine and a couple of magazines. (BTW--there are hurricane parties in which people all get together and party). We were prepared. But much more scared than we were the first time around. Nothing happened. Gustav took out a part of Louisiana (what an unfortunate state!) but Nora's flight wasn't canceled, school wasn't canceled, I can't even recall if it rained.

Now Ike's on his way. And this time it looks like Texas is going to get hit although the chances of it hitting Houston are slight. But we might get the "dirty side" of the storm. What in the world is that? One of my students told me and I looked up a definition just in case you're interested so here it is: "The "dirty" side of a hurricane is the eastern side of the storm. Here, winds from the south, full of moisture, wrap into the storm causing heavy rain, storm surge, and tornadoes. The western side of the storm is referred to as the "clean" side. Following the counterclockwise rotation around a hurricane, the western side receives winds from the north, which pulls dry air into the storm and doesn't allow heavy rain or thunderstorms to develop." Interesting. Am I worried this time? Not really.

Since Gustav so many people have told me not to worry about it that I'm just taking their advice. They're the Houstonians after all. I'm just the Hoosier. Ask me about tornadoes and I can tell you something, ask me about hurricanes and well, you get a blog entry like this. Anyway, they've all said that you just get your food and water, fill up your gas tank, find out where the flood zones are, and then wait. You only evacuate if they tell you to. So that's what we're doing. If something happens, I'll update.


Quote from My Victoria Online
Photo from Telegraph.co.uk